Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...

Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....

by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious May 7, 2018

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream

When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time

Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick

by BigCJimmy December 6, 2019

Cream Puff

A derogatory term used against Gay men.

"Wow, Eric is so gay, he's legit a cream puff"

by Andie.vs October 22, 2022

cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

by arrrrrrrrrr!!! September 30, 2006