Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

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Coochie God

The man of your dreams. Track him down. Give him a kiss.

Thank you, Coochie God.

by Cooch E God January 14, 2022

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Coochie diaper

Slang for slang for pad

I just got my period can you grab me a Coochie diaper

by Dempster January 17, 2022

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Coochie mom

A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)

“That’s My Coochie Mom”

by RealAl April 27, 2022

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Coochie man

"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.

"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"

by Meowlollol May 1, 2022

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When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity

“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"

by Captiongod215 May 5, 2022

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