An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
Get the The Math Discoverer's Cocktail mug.The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
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Get the Gods Cocktail mug.A classic Rob Reiner is just like a Bloody Mary, except it's garnished with a big old meatball.
The Rob Reiner is a savory, spicy cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, and various seasonings. The recipe is simple to make from scratch by following a few key steps.
Ingredients
2 oz Vodka
4 oz Tomato Juice (or V-8/Clamato for a thinner texture/more flavor)
tsp prepared Horseradish, adjust to taste
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
2 dashes Hot sauce (such as Tabasco), adjust to taste
tsp Celery salt, for rim and mix
tsp Coarse Black pepper
1 Lemon wedge
1 Lime wedge
Ice
Instructions
Prepare the glass: Rub a lemon or lime wedge around the rim of a tall glass, then dip the rim into a shallow plate of celery salt and black pepper mix to coat it. Fill the glass with fresh ice.
Mix the cocktail: In a cocktail shaker with ice, combine the vodka, tomato juice, horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce. Squeeze the lemon and lime wedges into the shaker and drop them in.
Shake and strain: Shake the mixture well until the outside of the shaker is chilled.
Serve: Strain the cocktail into the prepared, ice-filled glass.
Garnish: Garnish with one large meatball. Classic options include a beef meatball, Italian sausage meatball, and an extra few meatballs mixed inside. Creative garnishes can include pickled mearballs, bacon wrapped meatballs, or meatball skewers.
The Rob Reiner is a savory, spicy cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, and various seasonings. The recipe is simple to make from scratch by following a few key steps.
Ingredients
2 oz Vodka
4 oz Tomato Juice (or V-8/Clamato for a thinner texture/more flavor)
tsp prepared Horseradish, adjust to taste
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
2 dashes Hot sauce (such as Tabasco), adjust to taste
tsp Celery salt, for rim and mix
tsp Coarse Black pepper
1 Lemon wedge
1 Lime wedge
Ice
Instructions
Prepare the glass: Rub a lemon or lime wedge around the rim of a tall glass, then dip the rim into a shallow plate of celery salt and black pepper mix to coat it. Fill the glass with fresh ice.
Mix the cocktail: In a cocktail shaker with ice, combine the vodka, tomato juice, horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce. Squeeze the lemon and lime wedges into the shaker and drop them in.
Shake and strain: Shake the mixture well until the outside of the shaker is chilled.
Serve: Strain the cocktail into the prepared, ice-filled glass.
Garnish: Garnish with one large meatball. Classic options include a beef meatball, Italian sausage meatball, and an extra few meatballs mixed inside. Creative garnishes can include pickled mearballs, bacon wrapped meatballs, or meatball skewers.
Hello, bartender, I'd like to order a Rob Reiner Cocktail. It's just like a bloody mary, except instead of celery you garnish with a meatball.
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It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
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Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target
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