Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.

Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!

by Coco85 November 13, 2022

National Ass Clapping Week

June 15-22 . A week when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Genesis: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Week?
Tyashia: OMG! I need to post tons of videos and send pictures of myself twerking in a thong (especially to @occuul on ig)!

by ilovewock444 June 14, 2023

oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

cappuccheapo

A cheap, sugary, coffee or hot cocoa-like drink usually dispensed from a machine and advertised as being "cappuccino". They can be bought in many convenience stores and cafeterias throughout North America and come in a variety of flavors, most commonly "French Vanilla" and "Hazelnut". Not to be confused with an actual cappuccino which tastes completely different.

This word can also be spelled "cappucceapo", dropping the 'h'. But that's only if you want to be fancy, which in this case is pointless.

I stopped off at a rest area on the turnpike and bought an "English Toffee" flavored cappuccheapo to stay awake. Later, I got sick all over my '89 Chrysler's Kimberly velour seats.

by Cosmic Jive December 6, 2012

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.

Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd

by ubbi dubbi doo June 4, 2017

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

by Holly Goat May 4, 2018