by PinkkyBear May 13, 2021

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

by Mustyasssss March 25, 2024

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022

by BerrysBeesKnees October 16, 2023

is someone who derives pleasure or satisfaction from engaging in dishonest behavior, particularly in the context of relationships.
"John, despite the risks, you seem to revel in being a cheating enjoyer, intoxicated by the thrill of secrecy and deception. It's truly heartbreaking how you trample on the trust and feelings of others. Honestly, you deserve every consequence that comes your way for such reckless behavior. The pain you've caused is immeasurable, and it's time you face the reality of your actions."
by Irog December 22, 2024

by uNKNOWNWNWNWNWN January 6, 2018
