California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?
"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
by JizzBobSploogePants December 21, 2021
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california speedball

Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.

The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
by T R I F I April 01, 2021
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California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.
by Maxwell Harper September 17, 2015
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California Toothbrush

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019
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california oregano

Friend: "I'm not really hungry"
Me: "Use the California Oregano"
Friend: Oh
by Henry IIX February 20, 2014
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California Yellow

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”
by linguisticlizard January 22, 2019
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oakdale california

Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football
In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!
by Chad from Oakdale December 23, 2016
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