cum willy

ejaculation in a persons ear.

Joe is mad at Gary because Gary gave Joe a cum willy while he was sleeping.

by nate yo July 27, 2006

Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

Girl with a willy

A guy who is more emotional than the 'stereotypical' girl.

oh god, found yourself a propper girl with a willy there

by l.o.l.l April 12, 2011

free willie

Something you say when you see a whale.

Whooo free willie!!!

by isla September 02, 2004

Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

by tuxwrench May 18, 2009

willy for a face

someone who has a willy for a face

"morning ian gray"
"morning"
"i like your willy for a face"
"thankyou"
"no, thankyou"

by matt croft November 17, 2004

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 01, 2007