Faggot blasting

The act of choking on your own saliva and almost dying .

"Oh hey Jeremiah how was your day yesterday?"

"Eh, it was good until I had a faggot blasting so hard I almost died

by Chief Eaglepoopseer December 14, 2020

Bangkok Blast

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.

My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.

by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021

The Baja blast

When you get head in the Taco Bell parking lot.

Yo my girl just gave me the Baja blast.

by Ppblower January 5, 2021

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

Stew blast

A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.

Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.

by Pillow light December 7, 2012

Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011