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Matt Benedict is soft as shit.
by Pinky 6788 July 11, 2017
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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benefiel

The act of punching someone in the face so hard their nose and jaw collapse at the same time, and as they fall to the ground you must finish them with a swift and powerful punt right to the bottom of the chin!
This guy just wont stop running his mouth, if he doesn't stop soon i will benefiel him real fast!
by adam1576 March 24, 2011
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benedict cumberbatch syndrome

a severe addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch, it IS dangerous!!!!
symptoms include:
covering your laptop with sherlock propaganda, laughing hysterically every time something reminds them of Mr Cumberbatch, watching sherlock, seeing every movie that may contain but a mere glimpse of their hero.
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!
by cumbercookie September 8, 2014
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friend with benefits

A common term among those single people in their 30's. Either they are divorced or have been in a serious relationship. Which ever scenario fits, these people do not understand terms such as slut, whore, love at first sight and other uniformed thoughts.
being able to be a friend with benefits means you are more aware of difference between sexual chemistry and conection and can act on it with responsibility. Ever seen Sex and the City? THAT defines it all and in a funny way. I am sure many can relate. After 30 there are no inhibitions and no judgements. A single night of sex between consenting adults is common talk over coffee in the morning with you best girlfriends.
by slightly over 30 July 30, 2008
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Benedict

can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
I like to fuck chickens for fun because they give me eggs benedict
by Charlie bellend1987 May 27, 2019
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