Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

by maryjane5000 March 14, 2013

Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2008

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

Betis Beer

When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.

Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

Street Beer

A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)

"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."

by ELSEANO May 30, 2009