Men and women sometimes eat food that doesn't agree with them. Either because it is too rich, or they have eaten too much. This gives them uncontrollable wind, and ultiamtely a severe dose of the shits', which can cause considerable embarrassment. Dropping your bat literally means you have had something hanging from your drainpipe, which has been festering away and fucking stinks.
Rupert, "I say old chap, did you drop your bat?"
Ciril: "heavens man what do you mean by that terminology,please explain yourself?"
Rupert "Well the fucking stench is unbearble old bean, it appears you have something hanging from your arse."
Ciril: "heavens man what do you mean by that terminology,please explain yourself?"
Rupert "Well the fucking stench is unbearble old bean, it appears you have something hanging from your arse."
by Britannic May 25, 2009
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A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.
Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.
In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.
Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.
In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
Boy 1: Hey, look at Bobby go! It took him 3 rounds of dizzy bat to finally face plant in the mulch! He's a pro!
Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.
Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.
by Kristin Hebert June 23, 2008
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The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.
Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.
Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
X: Heard about the psychiatry test?
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
by vd1211 April 26, 2010
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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by Armed2 March 19, 2009
Get the Space Bat mug.When a man pulls the loose skin on his balls outwards to look like veiny wings of a bat and the penis scrunches inward to look like the head.
A woman can also do a version where she spreads the lips of her vagina to look like wings with the clitoris acting as the head.
If the penis is ejaculating at the time of ghost batting, it can act as a ghostly ecotplasm!
A woman can also do a version where she spreads the lips of her vagina to look like wings with the clitoris acting as the head.
If the penis is ejaculating at the time of ghost batting, it can act as a ghostly ecotplasm!
by NSFW69 April 11, 2022
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