Ninja Baller

1. Person who likes to be double penetrated by two big black cocks while sucking a big black dick

2.Person who thinks there cool but really just like to suck dick left and right

3.Has no life and will live with there parents until they die

4.Person who enjoys licking cum from the floor

5. Person who likes to be showered in cum

6. Person who likes to have sex with animals

7. Person who enjoys getting fucked in the ass and likes it when you cum inside there ass

8. Cum drinker, likes to drink cum, would prefer a cumshake over a milkshake

9.Person who is mentally challenged on such a high level they eat there own shit cause they think its chocolate

10.Person that was sexually abused by there dad and enjoyed it

11.Person who cant get enough cock

12.Person living with genital herpes

13.Person who has aids

14. A complete ass hole that likes to be penetrated by as many black cocks as possible

15. Person who likes getting fucked by there dad while wearing a butt plug

Ninja Baller
"John: Hey did you see that girl stuff all those dicks in her mouth?!
Steve: Yea she was doing a Ninja Baller"

Dad:Did you enjoy that fucking babe?"
Daughter/son: yea i cant wait till you fuck me again, Im such a Ninja Baller

Girl/Guy:Can you guys Ninja Baller me?
3 Black dudes: Whats that?
Girl/Guy: well its when one of yous fucks me in the ass the other in the pussy and ill suck the others dick

Guy 1: My girlfriend such a Ninja Baller.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Well i jizzed on the floor and she licked it all up!

by Ninja Baller sucks dick August 22, 2008

Anal Baller

Someone, usually male, who allows a male partner to insert his testicles into the anus of the anal baller and then, once the testicles are covered with feces and other anal items, the anal baller places the testicles in his or her mouth and sucks on them.

John: dude, I was at Charlie's house and he wanted me to stick my nuts in his ass so he could suck on them...
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!

by goodpizza July 13, 2010

Straight Baller

Anything that is good, cool, or exciting. Straight baller can be used to describe a noun like a person or car, or it can be used to describe a situation. The more often that a single person uses this word, the more straight baller they become.

"Dude, check out that hot ass girl over there"
"Oh shit!! She's straight baller!!"

by Stevie Johnston September 12, 2007

baller

a baller is someone strait up with the hommies. They're livin' large. Always in with the " incroud". If your a baller your a strait up pimp-gangsta. Strait up wit the homies around da block.

baller,pimp, gangsta, brooklyn, homie

by kaykaykaykay March 18, 2007

Lady baller

A caucasian female that plays sports like basketball and softball. They often wear basketball shorts and Jordans. They also wear very tight ponytails with all of their hair pulled back.

I went to the gym after school today and the whole building was filled with lady ballers, with their air jordans and nike shorts.

by RaineyElaine September 2, 2010

Baller

A person who is flying high, no lie

One straight G from the Univ of Missouri
He's a Phi Delt who wears a stunna belt
Tom's on his feet, he's bringin' the heat
He's no captain save a ho, and def not a bro
He's a biochem freak with moves that are sleek
Yeah, Yeah, he's a BALLER

by Tfrom the hood December 3, 2009

Baller

A baller was originally used to describe a Pro Basketball Player but how it refers to this context is what those playes do with thier money. They come back to thier old neighborhoods and spend thier money where they feel the most comfortable which is excess compared to the people who still live in the community. $10,000 bar bills in a local club, $5,000 shoes for a community dance $200,000 car in a neighborhood where the average value of a car is about $7,500 and the aveage age is 6-7 years old. There are men were formally poor but who have found ways to make large amounts of money $75,000yr or more but prefer to spend it among partying with the poor where they shine because of thier new found wealth than with the rich where they are shunned because of thier pedigree or color. A baller most accurately describes a man with money who likes to spend it. One who has accumulated wealth in a Roth IRA and shops at Wal-Mart for everything and is cheap when he goes out to party is not a baller. He may be wealthy but he is not a baller. A baller only applies to someone with a net income of $75,000yr or more and signs of his wealth are visible. Aston Martin Vanguish, brand new 7 series BMW, house worth more that $350,000 and he flaunts it (tastefully) among people who are not as fortunate and becomes a celebrity of sorts.

Woman: Hey baby, we can just take my car to the party. I don't think it will be a problem, will it?
Man: No baby, I am a baller. I have to represent (stay true to my reputation). We will take the silver Aston Martin.

by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005