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Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.
Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”
by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017
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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021
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pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"
by Sick Majors December 6, 2013
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Boner Home

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
by Davendine July 6, 2017
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.
by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018
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Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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