queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

Biscuit Head

A dry ass dome. May I dare even say a dome more dry than Popeyes biscuits

Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf

by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021

Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.

“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”

by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022

Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge

Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!

by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013