When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts
by Givre December 14, 2019
He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!
by Demonshock October 17, 2008
When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.
by floodedbard July 01, 2013
by Ndntrashtalk October 21, 2018
When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver
So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life
by Dhyerid November 13, 2015
by Fuzzy Cactus February 02, 2020