australian exhale

blowing smoke up your girlfriends ass and watching it trickle out like a waterfall because it’s down under :) (BING BONG)

last night me and my girlfriend tried australian exhale IT WAS LIT

by bigblueballs June 4, 2024

Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.

No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those

by asseater2024 June 13, 2024

Australian Wheelbarrow

the act of lifting up your girls legs like a wheelbarrow while your dick is inside of her, and having her move her hands closer and closer to your legs to form a handstand and then cumming in her to "fill up the wheelbarrow"

hey did you see Joe Biden's new speech? yeah he did a live Australian Wheelbarrow to a child in the audience! he's so cool!

by daddysucc123 March 25, 2021

Australian Hummingbird

A girl who is known for visiting many "nectar providing appendages" in one night To satisfy her thirst Down under.

Man, did you see Carla at the party last night?
Yeah she was like a fucking Australian Hummingbird!

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

TRUE AUSTRALIAN

a person who dost give a fuck about politics and say's the words fuck,shit,cunt, and consistently says fuck off a wank stain

american:" hey whats a true Australian" other average american " idk someone who lives upside down

by a person you fucking retard September 29, 2019

The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.

- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!

by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021