canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008

ham faced

a combination of hammered and shit faced.

i was so ham faced last night!

by Michael Meow January 17, 2011

West Ham

Definately the greatest football club in Britain, we play the best football. have had some excellent footballers over the years such as Bobby Moore, Di Canio, Benayoun & Dean Ashton. We also sing the best football song in the game even better than waht them scandinavian kopites sing when they win "You'll never walk alone"

I'm forever blowin bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, they reach the sky! And like my dreams they fade and die.... FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDING, I've looked everywhere... Im forever blowin bubbles, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!

West Ham Utd have a great footballing side and a decent firm the ICF (Inner City Firm) They run them Millwall cunts all over London the horrible gang of racist fuckin bastards, and there a gang of turks....

We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, WE HATE MILLWALL WE DO

by Daniel McNab May 17, 2006

Ham Doctor

A word soon to be very, very profane, as flagged by XBox Live's Profanity Prediction team.

"GRAAAAH! HAM DOCTOR!" Marcus shouted when he stubbed his toe. Mothers around him covered their children's ears; they didn't want their kids to hear this soon-to-be vulgarism.

by Skronk July 23, 2009

Goin' Ham

1.) The act of going out and getting smashed, blown, messed up, or getting your rear kicked by too much alcohol and doing it like none other.

2.) To be doing it to the extreme, the fullest, etc.

1.) Person 1: Dude, whatchu gonna be up to tonight?
Person 2: I'mma be goin' ham up in this peice!

2.) Person 1: They don't mess with me cause they know I be goin' ham.

by Ebonics_Man April 30, 2010

Ham Dam

Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.

"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."

"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"

by 240HamDam May 23, 2009