A town south of Houston that is full of rednecks and racists, even though more than half of the town is not white. And even though people here make fun of Mexicans, we all eat their food at Taqueria La Tapatia.
by traskat June 22, 2011
Get the Alvin, Texasmug. The biggest state that most people and especially kiddos believe in, not just for its slogan and jumbo versions of everything, but for how many geographers manipulate its size on maps.
by Zero2infinity November 29, 2018
Get the Texasmug. Beaumont, Texas is considered by locals to be the equivalent to hell. The traffic is horrid and the people suck. Beaumont is trying desperately to be Houston, Texas. It fails. Most of Beaumont is ghetto. It sucks overall. It is frequently refered to as Boremont.
by détendre June 22, 2011
Get the Beaumont, Texasmug. by Jizzzer February 15, 2017
Get the laporte texasmug. Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
by Biggity April 17, 2006
Get the texas rodeomug. A major Texas school located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surounded by desert and cotten feilds Texas Tech is a jem in the ruff, a shining beakon of knowledge, a, well you get the picture. Also, a great party school and was voted #2 by playboy magazine for the hottiest girls at any university. May be a major source of STD's
by Raider Red November 28, 2005
Get the texas techmug. Generally a side effect to long-term smoking, which causes the smoker to talk using only one side of the mouth.
by Shervin N March 22, 2007
Get the texas mouthmug.