Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017

sid allen

Spoilt twat who has no lovelife. He only wears rich kid designer brands. OK person but can be rather annoying.

For fuck sake stop being a sid Allen

by Turbanator123@ November 1, 2017

Layne Allen

A pale wanna be Justin Bieber boy virgin

Dude 1: “ Yo look it’s a Layne Allen “ Dude 2: “ Yo not a Layne Allen noooo ”

by Fat but July 18, 2018

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018

Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!

Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!

by boobcak December 4, 2018

carlee allen

usually has blue eyes and freckles. she’s the prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is always the funny one in the friend group. she has a deep voice , and cares about everyone, and usually has a best friend with names that start with D,I,T,K,C

A carlee allen is someone who i want to be friends with

by Tittys are litty😈 July 16, 2019

riley allen

lizard girl. also very short

yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick

by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019