An internet virgin that will text anything that breathes and has a vagina. He will always fail to “get in” with these females and is often attracted to the ones already in a relationship. If he is unsuccessful with entering a relationship he will bother the females friends and send her awkward paragraphs about how they taught him how to love. One he is over the female the cycle repeats.
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by TPTemple2004 December 7, 2017
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by DingleChalk March 21, 2019
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Daniel was about to make himself a scrumptious salami sandwich before bed, but he soon found out all that the only meat in the fridge was some slime-ali.
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