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a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
Kylie: look at Alyssa, I wish I smelled like her.

Kim: Me too I love her stench so much ..
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
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A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.
Alyssa, Alyssa likes boobies
by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021
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Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
Alyssa might actually be happy someday.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
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Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨
Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.
by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021
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