alektorophobia

Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens. I am suffering from alektorophobia. It is strange and really rare. Alektorophobia is a strong fear. I myself even dont like thinking about them

Alektorophobia - cartoon chickens,moving mobile chickens,thinking/talking about chickens,pictures of chickens,dead chickens..any thing to do with chickens, screeming seeing things like 'cow and chicken', 'chicken run' and 'chicken little' or adverts for it as chicken little has been advertised alot

by alektorophobia_rebecca January 2, 2007

Alberta Special

A large pickup truck that has a suspension lift. They are obnoxiously loud, and have smoke stacks on the back. Most likely has "Alberta Proud" stickers on the back window or the tailgate. Usually driven by inbred rednecks who like to zip through towns to see if it impresses their cousins.

Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB

Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.

George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.

Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.

John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.

by Shekels Galore July 5, 2017

Alberto

A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.

I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.

by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009

Alberte

Alberte is the sweetest, kindest, loving, smart, most beautiful girl you will ever meet she makes the funniest jokes and makes you laugh for hours she also has lots of romance in her life =)

Aaron: i really like alberte
Alberte: *blushes* i like you to

by Lizzith January 2, 2018

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

Albert/Flamingo

A Roblox youtuber we all enjoy. He got that SWAG Jojo Siwa Merch. Most people who watch him are familiar with EarthWorm Sally. If your not then your a disappoinment Go watch him

"DAMN ALBERT/FLAMINGO IS AWESOME, GO WATCH HIM"

by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020

Alberto

A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.

* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...

After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."

by Complex Being October 15, 2017