Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014

mens aid

A strong orginization of independent men that will tolerate no fucking shit from any hoe bag

I dont need to listen to you you fat bitch, im a member of mens aid

by david fucking fairbrer May 31, 2017

Luck Aids

A non contagious disease, that brings horrible luck down upon those infected. Causes situations that would happen to no other people, much like aids in that it will eventually kill you but will cause as much pain and havoc in your life before doing so.

Kyle has luck aids, poor bastard... its terminal.

by blahblah2012 December 14, 2012

Cancer Aids

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration

Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids

by Kevinaorta August 8, 2023

AIDS of the throat

Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.

Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?

Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!

by Seka January 2, 2008

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005

super aids

Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.

Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.

by kmay2 December 12, 2009