May 8

Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.

Hey Gavin it’s may 8th, go crazy

by Got em kehd May 08, 2019

May 16

Today is national have sex with a close friend day. That’s me to get freaky with that special person in your friendship circle.

Aye bestie, today is May 16 you tryna get freaky and have sex with me.

by Michelle and ruby April 12, 2019

May 23

May 23rd - National Brioche Day. A day where people gather together to munch on some of that brioche.

Person 1 - "Hey gamer, it's May 23, let's get this bread!"
Person 2 - "No, not any old bread: let's get this brioche!"

by živela srbija October 17, 2019

Mai A Hee

Mai A Hee is a song made by DJ Lucas Prata, Dan Balan, and Ozone as an English remix to Ozone's phenominally successful song Dragostea Din Tei. Although it follows the beat and timing of the orginal, it is not (as many believe), a direct translation of the orginal; nor is it the name of the orginal.

guy: Hey have you heard Mai A Hee?!?!
me: You do mean Dragostea Din Tei, right?
guy: NO! I know what i'm talking about!
me: then how does it go?
guy: .....

by Squeek February 23, 2005

May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

by BritTheUnderGrounder May 31, 2021

Melinda May

The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson

Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?

by DontCallMe_TheCavalry January 10, 2020

may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

by johnjeffjim October 31, 2019