The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. If you find someone by the name of "scoops" than its probably not their name and they most likely play roblox at the age of 16. this person is also most likely female and is not ok with nsfw until 20
by Issac mangrove July 31, 2022
Get the scoopsmug. Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad
by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022
Get the scoop glassesmug. another word for snatched.
by makinglunch June 20, 2018
Get the scoopedmug. Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.
by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017
Get the get ya a scoopmug. A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.
" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017
Get the scoop babymug. by TOPSTRIKER August 9, 2024
Get the scoopmug.