2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.

I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.

by crayk8d August 2, 2017

piggy pinch

Piggy pinch is the act of seeing a pink car, then proceeding to say "piggy pinch" while pinching the closest person to just like the act of spotto but pinching

Nathaniel saw a pink car and pinched Ellen while saing piggy pinch

by T-rail Bologna November 5, 2023

Parmesan Pinch

A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.

If you’re dating an Italian girl

and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.

by *Ryan September 13, 2025

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024

DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022