When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
by Rico DelMar December 19, 2008
A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 08, 2009
While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.
I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.
by jfox April 21, 2006
When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.
by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017
Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass
Like Sleep Attack, a night time Phantom Scooby
by FOFFRACING October 16, 2009
the idea of being in denial, for an extended period of time, that a movie you've watched was bad or disappointing, especially after having highly anticipated it; after this period, you eventually admit to yourself that said movie was, in fact, not as good as you'd thought.
"My most recent case of phantom menacing was after Jurassic World, where I remained in denial for a good half year before finally coming to my senses."
by seefranc June 16, 2016
A streetwear brand based out of Florida, known for the co-signs from artists such as YNW BSlime, NLE Choppa, DC The Don, Pouya, and more. Founded in September 2019 by "WTFNIKOS".
by Michael Rylo September 09, 2020