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JOSH

A manly man with some taight legs and always has the curls, typically Indian and cant stay out at party’s past 10, Scared of all roller coasters (including the kiddie ones) doesn’t know bob Marley but can belt out the chorus of any Drake song, can make up things fast like ghost in the grav- I mean goat in the barnyard Shepard’s late night at grandpas, sugar daddy with a FAT daddy Rolex, bust most of all you will never be able to forget that JAWLINE.
Man look at da jawline am I right
Awh snap he must be a josh

Hey can you make up a lie real quick?
Sure lemme go grab daddy Josh

Hey wanna get a group to go on that kiddie coaster
Sure just don’t invite josh he’d chicken out
by SACKANDALINE December 25, 2019
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Josh

Josh is an amazing guy with a kind heart and thoughtful eyes. He can make you smile through tears. He says dumb things like "I put that on crip" and "did i ask? no." every girl should find a josh, because i found mine and i'm never leaving him.
Girl 1: who's that cowboy you're dating?

me: oh that's the love of my life, his name is josh.
by iminlovewithadumbass September 12, 2019
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he is boy that smells like shit and all round pedo he likes milking zaines big titties
hey jjosh is goona get some curry
by josh's ex manz October 7, 2019
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Omg josh ur peen is so smaaaaaaall! Its like its not even there at all!
by SATAAAAAAAAAAAN August 3, 2019
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some kind of a wannabe roadman.gives a shit about chloting. listens to awful music and has moped that he shows off on. and proly smokes weed at parties and says hes the biggest stoner. Basically just huge goon
person 1: whos josh

person 2:some dickhead
by Crispy Creme in the House August 16, 2019
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A gay kid that goes to Coleman junior high. Thinks he is good at everything, Garbage at everting.
by YoyoyoyoWhatsupBiscut August 23, 2019
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Josh-Hi I’m a trashy rat man 🐀
by Meanypants September 4, 2019
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