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human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 3, 2020
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Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
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people human

A human and a person. A person is the same thing as a human.
by people human May 21, 2018
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Human Premium

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
😉

Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

We are better
“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020
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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
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