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12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021
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Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.
"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."
by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011
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bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.
That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.
by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023
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Faith Baker

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.
by Musical41111 July 18, 2020
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Baker Boy

A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.
He’s so cute!
Yeah, he’s a baker boy
by SykoG July 21, 2021
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Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
Chris baker I loved you but you used me
by Josd1999 November 22, 2019
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Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.
Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"
by Eopspre December 29, 2023
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