Tucker sultz

that one kid who is a total dumb ass and every one either is friends with or hates

That tucker sultz kid is a real dumb ass

by NightsOfTerror January 4, 2022

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Tucker

Sleeping with one of your thumbs in your anus while sucking the other thumb, then switching them in your sleep.

That guy’s a real Tucker. Smell his breath.

by Tucksdrumpf March 7, 2023

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A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

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Tuckering

The act of inserting a, usually, green m&m into the urethra of a penis.

I just wanted to eat m&ms in peace, but my brother insisted on tuckering.

by DaBronxB January 23, 2022

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To spout conspiratorial nonsense, obfuscate, "explain" with hyperbole, avoid coming clean with the truth, evade, dodge ... in a dramatic, loud manner ... while being paid gobs of money to do so

I wrote a thoughtful thread on Twitter showing that the COVID virus was real, hoping for a good dialogue, but instead was totally tuckered by trolls in the replies.

by Shortfroggler July 16, 2021

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