Major Cloog

a groomer (but better than the UTTP)

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao

by Pinos Mrime April 04, 2024

college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job

For my college major I am gonna choose medicine

by Admirable Kitten June 23, 2019

majoric

Is the name of a personne, who has Bad Luck whit people trying to remember his Name after a while.

Majoric had his name change to Marjorie, Malorie and Médérick.

by Amecro May 27, 2017

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

by JigglyPuffinYourMom July 19, 2015

major simp

millie kinson

millie kinson is a major simp

by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 01, 2019