hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment

Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?

by Bitchtits September 04, 2015

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.

Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"

by Antiwasnothere December 22, 2020

Ack moment

When the whole of us crp 1 just fucks itself in the ass with a cactus and hot rebar

this happens so often that the general chat in ack discord is filled with members screaming why the server is not up

God fucking dammit theres an ack moment happening

by Smug Russian Weeb June 06, 2021

Bryan Moment

The moment when your girlfriend left you for someone else for a dumb reason.

Bryan's girlfriend left him just to let him experience a Bryan Moment.

by mamamopogi March 12, 2021

Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

by Miketoad March 26, 2010

snailboles moment

when you do something so epic it cannot be put into words

That was a snailboles moment.

by gamer42000000000000000 April 24, 2020