Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.
by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 03, 2020
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log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.
As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.
by Bob of terror February 19, 2015
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log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.
Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.
by Zero2None February 11, 2016
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Meat log

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log
by Tetsuo Percival January 06, 2019
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bobby log

extremely large poop that will not flush
joe pooped out a bobby log in the toilet and it would not flush
by cade1op March 24, 2018
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