by 504ian November 17, 2014
Herb-smoking mammals native to Tacoma's Point Defiance Park, though in recent years they have spread to other urban wilds. They pose little threat to those who are "cool", but have been known to savagely assault and mutilate any who demonize the green plant to which they are so partial. Cannaboids have been scientifically proven to increase awareness of these, our simian brethren. They often reveal themselves to the extremely stoned, as strange unexplainable sounds in the night.
(deep roar bellows)
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
by 253 Gorilla February 23, 2008
When a guy has a dick that is 2.5 inches or smaller because it's compared to a silverback gorilla which have small dicks
by infinity_kitti July 06, 2017
N. A long braid of hair sported by African-American men that runs down the back. It is a longer, braided version of the Rat Tail.
by Jim Kelly's Nephew October 12, 2010
Verb - Similar to a Gorllia Toss with exception. the girl does not fly out the window instead, the girl is launched into a closed door. Bounces off the closed door and finding the floor with he head ready for another round of pound.
by Member of Burgundy Bulldogs January 08, 2009
A bomb ass alcoholic drink. Im not sure what is in it...but I suspect that its quite a few different types of liquor because after a night of drinking them, I woke up next to another chick and Im sooo not a lesbo!
by Libra Chic August 08, 2005
Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.
Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.
Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.
by Misty Gorilla April 28, 2009