fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.

I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.

by Tmy February 4, 2015

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016

Fudge Walk

When you walk with shit in your pants.

Hey Kodey! Have you been fudge walking lately???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.

ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!

by Fone Bone June 10, 2018

Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.

My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.

by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019

fudging hell

something said by someone who believes swearing is off-brand for them

Friend one, for whom swearing is off-brand: I've gotta go do copious amounts of homework
Friend two, who regularly swears: so have I–Fuck this shit!
Friend one: Fudging hell, school is so hard!

by yttrium80 January 27, 2018