daniel carson

A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one

Oh fuck it’s a Daniel Carson run!

by I’m just a guy that posts shit November 12, 2017

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

carson dueck

A child who doesn't under stand English

"Gosh, you're such a Carson Dueck"

by Jube Jube September 12, 2017

Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.

Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it

by Anonymous1365 May 7, 2018

carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022