Heaven Araceli Calix

An Individual whose sense of humor is as empty as their family tree

Don't get too close, Yusei! you might have the Heaven Araceli Calix virus

by Heaven Araceli Calix March 19, 2023

Heaven Hell Combo

A combination of needing to take a Dick Tingling Piss and an Asshole Splitting Shit. Typically you dance cause you need to pee really bad and you get on the toilet and start peeing and it's a relief. Immediately after you start taking a shit taking away your relief and feels like ot shreds up your asshole with nails then once the log drops it's relief again.

Damn, man. I got home and I had to deal with a Heaven Hell Combo. It was bad then it was great then it was bad again then it was great.

by Pokchop March 24, 2022

Heaven

Heaven is odd. She likes to read and when i mean i mean READ (if ykyk.) she has a very good taste in men, only the fictional ones (which is why she's superior to you.) She likes to stay fit and will one day look like the hulk. The girl has a Percy Jackson obsession which you will most likely fight her on since most pj fans attract hp fans. She procrastinates a lot but still ends up being a smart friend...? Eating is her besti which is what i stan all heavens for but donuts and milk makes her look like she's ascending into a diff universe. At the end of the day Heaven is better than you and has a big butt.

Rando:"woah who's that girl drinking a donut smoothie?" Bull:"just heaven"

by Bulliana July 22, 2021

Oh Good Heavens

It is a saying one shounts after being greatly startled or shocked.

*Son gets shot infront of dad* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"

*Dad watches his kids get turned into red mist while playing by the road by a giant truck going 200.* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"

by Mr. Grumpus April 5, 2022

heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

heaven

Somewhere we will never be able to go. Can sometimes be seen when the sky is dark blue and there is a strange white light that is not the moon or sun. We have been locked out of heaven.

Lynn: We'll be able to go to heaven if we do good shit!
Kellyana: We were never chosen to go to heaven anyway, why the fuck would you say that?

by kittenbunny65 April 4, 2021

As Heaven is Wide

Nothing that you say will release you
Nothing that you pray will forgive you
Nothing's what your words mean to me
Something that you did will destroy me
Something that you said will stay with me
Long after you're dead and gone
If flesh could crawl
My skin would fall
From off my bones
And run away from here
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
If holy is as holy does
This house would burn straight down to hell
Take its conscience with it as it falls
Nothing said could change the fact
My trust was blind, you broke the pact
If God's my witness, God must be blind
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly

Wish
Wish
Wish
Wish
Take it back, I dare you, take it back
No you can't, you should have thought of that
What's inside a man that's goes so wrong?
Choke on guilt that's far too good for you
Say one word, I'll laugh and bury you
Leave you in the place where you left me
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
I wish I could fly
As angels can fly
Wish
Wish

by Death Menace July 13, 2023