2nd puberty

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.

2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.

by Kalarus November 27, 2022

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day you give a girl named Mary your hoodie

Boy: hey heres my hoodie
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd

by usuckpp November 29, 2022

October 2nd

National friends with Benefits day!

“Hey it’s october 2nd”
“Oh I guess we have to make out”

by TheReal michal jordan September 23, 2022

October 2nd

National tell your opposite gender best friend how much they mean to you

“Omg Diana you mean the world to me bestie, It’s October 2nd”

by Loooooooooolllllzzzzzz October 2, 2022

October 2nd

The day where you kiss someone for no reason

“Hey it’s October 2nd” “okay let’s kiss “

by Ballsack balls October 2, 2022

February 2nd

Harry Styles’ birthday

Harry Styles was born on February 2nd.

by syb_dpv October 8, 2022

November 2nd

National spoil your brat day

Brat: Hey, do you know today is November 2nd?
Dom: Oh yes, I'm well aware it is National Spoil Your Brat Day. Go pick out the toys for later.

by Freaky emo bitch October 16, 2022