May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

Pengananus-22

A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.

Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022

June 22

Give your bestfriend/gf/bf and hug!

Ex:
Girl: Hey babe!

Boy: Hey love
Girl: it’s June 22!!

Boy: ok?

Girl: *hugs*

by Sophia ❤️❤️ C.! June 18, 2022

June 22

Give ur gf/bf/bsf a hug!!

Girl: *gives hug*
Boy: what was that for babe?
Girl: it’s June 22!!

by Sophia ❤️❤️ C.! June 18, 2022

febuary 22

The day a dumb fuck goes smart. this day a known "dumb" person pretends to be smart and not dumb.

dumb person: Hey, how are you?
Smart person: Hi? did you just ype a regular sentance, with proper grammar.
dumb person: yeah its Febuary 22. You make it seem like its impossible for me to do so.

by snapisaddisonback-up February 22, 2022

October 22

October 22 is the day to TOUCH her in ANY place you want. It could be a light soft touch OR an hard touch

October 22 go get em boys

by Thiccy ninki in the club😂 October 18, 2019

4:22

the time when a weed high wears off.a 4:22 can very from quality of product and amount smoked.usually follows or begins with sadness and hunger.

i.e.-shit i 4:22`d,weed sucks.

dave:damn!

tim:whats wrong,man.

dave:i 4:22`d

tim:shit!

by dave the talking bagel September 1, 2010