July 13

July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂

Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

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jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

by luvlyspinalcord November 21, 2021

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Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

by ahjadkdjdjfhfjfhd January 13, 2021

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May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

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The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 24, 2022

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