court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
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Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
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