Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

tall glasses of wine

boobs

i love tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023

Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

wine can

To drink in public by concealing your beverage in another container. Examples being Vodka in a water bottle, Rum/Whiskey in a Cola bottle, or wine in a can of red pop. The original reference is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I like to walk around outside with a wine can.

by Nooneelsehasthisscreenname June 21, 2014

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024