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dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”
by Belle Cat October 21, 2025
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Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.
Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!
by Red Potato December 12, 2021
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Scissoring

When two female rub their pussies on each other and make one or both cum
The two girls are scissoring
by Lesbians10 July 14, 2023
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Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
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Scissoring

Oh my god its another horny minor. Just get of the dictionary and sleep
Scissoring is somthing straight people think lesbians or others do. Im sorry but I dont rub my crotch on someone else's now get off this website and stop being horny.
by Moon Tides January 18, 2022
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