June 3

June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!

Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!

by Ima bad biatch October 29, 2019

February 3

A god was born on this day.

February 3rd is when a god was born

by Vortex tHE kING October 16, 2019

december 3

december 3 is where you bring an empty soda can to school and throw it in the hallways saying, “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.”

december 3

“hey guess what day it is?”
“what is it?”
*yeets empty soda can across the hallway*

by elowren October 20, 2019

May 3

the best day w/ the best people born

“oh you know ranesha?”
“isn’t she born on May 3?”
“if she is, gotta cuff”

by ghostingyourboo October 19, 2019

july 3

the day bad bitches were born;)

omg you were born july 3? BADDIEEE

by yurfavbaddass October 17, 2019

Mazdaspeed 3

1. Sports compact made by Mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. Owns 350zs, Mustang GTs, and ricers all day every day. Not bad for a FWD car.
3. Accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.

Ricer: Hey look at that guy's Mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.

MS3 Driver: Wanna race?

Ricer: I'll smoke your gay ass piece of shit with my civic!!

**ricer loses by 10 cars**

Ricer: I wasn't hooking right.

MS3 Driver: Whatever. Get a better car.

by Guywhodrivescars September 4, 2009

Nov 3

Smack you’re siblings with a chair

Karen: today is nov 3, I must smack my sister with a chair

by Disease Chuck E. Cheese November 2, 2019