by Carli9 February 5, 2017
Get the crunch and cruxmug. by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019
Get the Cap'n Crunchmug. An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunchmug. crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
Get the crunchmug. Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
Get the celebrity crunchmug. Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
by IoI_xD June 16, 2023
Get the crunchmug. by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
Get the Commander Crunchmug.