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Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.
Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.
Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
by Craig Matz August 5, 2021
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Craig

A general term used to describe small, silly looking rail vehicles. Most often narrow gauge locomotives.

The origin of the term is unknown, as it probably originated in a discord conversation many years ago.
"The SBB Tm II and the KTM class 25 are my favourite craigs"
by Chrookie February 22, 2023
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Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.
I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
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Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
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Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
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craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents
by iishark May 9, 2022
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