Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

brown knicker flick

A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants

Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie

by Cosmic Keith April 23, 2016

Louis Browning

Louis Browning is to do insane stuff to a coco cola bottle and keep it in your room for months.

Lets go Louis Browning later!!

by AnonymousAAS12 February 10, 2025

Brown Sweater

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021

Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 5, 2021

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025