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by Stonkle October 2, 2021
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atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm
I have a atomic penis
by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021
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Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021
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Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have
Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.
by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021
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Penis

Wow Yours is small
Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: itโ€™s very small
by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021
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torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021
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Penis

Yo Girl got one of those. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Man that penis is more deadly than 9/11
by Not Kelogish October 14, 2021
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