Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

monkey

monki

Man your such a monkey!

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

Monkey horse

A discrimination against black boys xD

Oh shit, its a monkey horse!

by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020

monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug September 6, 2016