A short, generally yellow boy who is bad at sports and musical instruments. Also a simp who cries over little things and obsesses with the guys in their life.
by k9370 May 9, 2020
Get the bitch boymug. 1. First bloke into the showers after a game and the last to leave.
2.Useful insult when loosing an argument with your mates (implies they are fudge packers).
2.Useful insult when loosing an argument with your mates (implies they are fudge packers).
by moomin December 1, 2003
Get the batty boymug. The lowest of the low and the fakest pieces of shit you will ever meet. You see them wearing their khaki pants and their nike shirts with an "inspiration slogan" on it because he's "positive" and "deep". These guys don't fuck around when it comes to getting laid. They will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get some of that V. Fuck boys are known to:
-Say "sup" and smile at every girl they meet.
-Ask to play 20 questions after a girl texts "What's up"
-Talk about sex and how they "gets some" every night
-Joke about sex
-Brag about their penis sizes
-Say "sup" and smile at every girl they meet.
-Ask to play 20 questions after a girl texts "What's up"
-Talk about sex and how they "gets some" every night
-Joke about sex
-Brag about their penis sizes
by satiretrash June 20, 2015
Get the fuck boymug. oyster boy is an unfortunate half oyster, half human that was born when his parents got married and ate mollusks and fish on the isle of Capri by the sea, then his mother made a wish so he was born! the story goes that his parents are really upset that he is half oyster and can't have sex anymore so they go to the doctor and he says oysters improve sexual powers so they end up eating poor oyster boy and he is buried by the sea! *Weeps*
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")
A cross of grey driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.
by Oyster_Girl666 December 1, 2007
Get the oyster boymug. Danny Boy
Old Danny Boy is some one who at a young age aspires to be a wise old man. Everyone has a Danny Boy in their life. He will most likely be a registered sex offender for intimate relations with a young girl. When Danny Boy is ever called out on his bullshit or outsmarted, he responds with an irrelevant and absurd statement.
Old Danny Boy is some one who at a young age aspires to be a wise old man. Everyone has a Danny Boy in their life. He will most likely be a registered sex offender for intimate relations with a young girl. When Danny Boy is ever called out on his bullshit or outsmarted, he responds with an irrelevant and absurd statement.
Example:1
Friend: Danny Boy have you ever driven a truck.
Danny Boy: Yeah I have! Ive driven an f250 Cummings.
Friend: Danny Boy Ford does not use Cummings engines.
Danny Boy: You want me to rip the foreskin off your dick and feed it to you.
Example:2
(Danny Boy at a bar)
Danny Boy: Bartender, Ill have a scotch.
Bartender: You're not having anything, you are clearly not 21.
Danny Boy: I'm going to bend you over and take you down to brown town.
Bartender: Excuse me.
Danny Boy: you heard me right, brown town. You don't give a man a prostate exam without using butter.
Friend: Danny Boy have you ever driven a truck.
Danny Boy: Yeah I have! Ive driven an f250 Cummings.
Friend: Danny Boy Ford does not use Cummings engines.
Danny Boy: You want me to rip the foreskin off your dick and feed it to you.
Example:2
(Danny Boy at a bar)
Danny Boy: Bartender, Ill have a scotch.
Bartender: You're not having anything, you are clearly not 21.
Danny Boy: I'm going to bend you over and take you down to brown town.
Bartender: Excuse me.
Danny Boy: you heard me right, brown town. You don't give a man a prostate exam without using butter.
by quiteabod123 January 27, 2014
Get the Danny Boymug. by the_blob February 25, 2015
Get the Fuck boymug. When a guy leads a girl on and doesn't care about her feelings and act like he uses a bunch of drugs when really he ain't shit.. Thinks he all that because he broke a girls heart, but when someone calls him out on it he gets pissed and say "I'm not a fuck boy" If you say that you most likely are one.
by wannabenigga4567 May 18, 2015
Get the Fuck boymug.